Were humans destined for orgies?

Last Friday night Flo and I finally did it. We had that threesome we’d been talking about for years now.

Before we met up with Mia*, an Italian woman Flo had met on a dating app, he and I pow-wowed at a Vietnamese tapas place in Kreuzberg.

“What if either of us doesn’t like her?” he asked.

“If I don’t like her, I’ll ask you for a tissue. If you like her, y…