Here's that threesome story I promised

(And I finally kissed someone else!)

Two years ago, I found myself in Belgrade, Serbia for a few days. I didn’t know anyone in the city, so I decided to go to a quiz night at a nearby bar with some people I met at my hostel.

At some point, I went up to get a beer. And I very much noticed the two tall, Serbian bartenders. They were around my age with black hair, fair skin and cool Eastern Eu…